Just in case you didn't know it...

Here are 10 desperate factoids that you can make use of when being eaten (and I am an absolute expert of this subject!):

1. When attacked, fling yourself upon the ground, flail and squeal wildly, loudly and desperately!

2. Avoid all moisturizers which contain VEGETABLE oils!!!

3. Develop your own anti-eat-me/cannibal repellent.

4. Create great distances between your corpus, and trussing cords and, metal stakes...and oh yes! APPLES!!!

5. COnsume precarious amounts of chocolate! It causes the body to produce enzymes rendering you rather tasteless!

6. Adopt a vegetarian mountain lion as a pet and name it Mildred.

7. Work out desperately at the gym and get all pumped up, like AH-NULD!!!

8. When being coaxed into a cauldron, scream and run away!!!

9. When being drooled upon, disorientate predator by singing wildly off-key at double-forte!

10. If none of this works, be scrappy...BITE!!!!

Don't thank me for sharing this with you for it was my pleasure!!!

MOI