What would REALLY happen if...

1. Pigs really could fly?

2. I gave up the fight to keep from being eaten?

3. The whole world decided to be good for one hour?

4. Madonna became a devout nun??

5. Tarzan never met Jane?

6. There were no tenors?

7. Every opera singer were a tenor?

8. Men were able to give birth?

9. Lady bosses wore 'piggies' (a.k.a. pigtails) to work?

10. You laughed and danced in a traditional Mennonite church?

11. Cows, goats, pigs, sheep, etc. gleefully offered up themselves for slaughter?

12. The sun went on strike, or decide to be a diva and NOT show up on time?

13. I was made entirely out of Swiss chocolate???

14. I inhaled a whole plate of brownies and my personal trainer caught me in the act??

15. Usain Bolt had started his victory dance AFTER he crossed the finish line?!

16. We all could fly?

17. All the women in the world went on strike?

18. Money grew on trees?

And finally...

19. You took time out of your day to stop and smell at least one flower?

Moi